I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
