Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Come on in and take your pants off
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