That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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