He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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