i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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