You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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