She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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