You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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