I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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