Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i wish my penis had a tongue
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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