And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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