would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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