giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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