so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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