yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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