Swine flu. Run for my life!
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
