Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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