yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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