He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
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