Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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