Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
And then he peed in my hair
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