were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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