I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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