trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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