I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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