problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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