Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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