just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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