I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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