After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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