Kareoke will never be a sober sport
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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