2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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