That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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