you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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