I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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