Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think I am morally bankrupt
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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