I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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