I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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