guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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