PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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