ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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