sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
