Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
