he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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