dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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