My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
