I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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