found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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