i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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