Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
