It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I love black thongs
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
When did angry sex become our thing?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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