He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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